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The Daily Dolt was a political satire site I wrote and was comedy editor for. Also check out the Gray Marriage Dolt video I co-wrote and acted in over on the sketches page.
Campus Sexual Assaults Still Discussed Openly Despite Continued Efforts of UNC Administration
Glenn Beck Starts New Life as Blenn Gleck
Propaganda Publishing Presents: The Complete President’s Guide to Distraction
Vatican Officials: This Intolerance of Our Intolerance Will Not Be Tolerated
Michele Bachmann: 9/11 Was a Sinside Job
I also wrote for Laughspin, a comedy news magazine. These articles are about comedy, but analytical, not comedic (sowwy).
I wrote an article about the mathematical underpinnings of Mitch's jokes and how people imitate the wrong stuff when they copy him. The original title was "Giving Good Hedberg"
I wrote an article about what it means to be "edgy" in comedy and how upon reflection someone as seemingly non-threatening as Gaffigan is more subversive of a writer that one might think.
An article about Dane Cook's appearance on Marc Maron's Podcast. Hopefully someday there will be a tweet based on the article, which will (fingers crossed) be turned into a major motion picture.
A few years before Pandora Comedy launched with Laughspin, I wrote an article for Laughspin about how Pandora should open a comedy section. I love you guys, but please give me a job. :D
The original images from the article with my divisions are missing, so I've added them as a gallery below.
Before I interviewed Jim on my own show, I profiled him for Laughspin (then punchline) Check it out!
For a while I wrote Dating articles. I could be compelled to again... for the right price.
Guest Post: In Defense of Monogamy: The Non-Monogamist Comes Around (Kinda) -- Written under the pseudonym Charles Hardwin
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